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God damn, I just want to get laid

Created on 2005-04-02 19:03:39 (#6666784), last updated 2005-05-20

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Name:	catface42
Birthdate:	05-12
Location:	Saint Louis, Missouri, United States

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I like to lay on my mommy's table and push all her stuff on to the floor. I also like to jump on her lap and lay on her keyboard while she's trying to play World of Warcraft.

I really wanna get laid. Sometimes I can hear girl cats outside yowling. They want me, I know they do. My mommy says I'm something called an "inside cat" though, and I think that means I'm not allowed to get any.

She and my aunt Michelle are planning to "mate" me with

ninja_tard_cat. I don't know what that means, but I like the idea of being around a girl cat. Maybe she'll let me hit that while mommy isn't looking.

I used to have a daddy, but mommy says he's a "lying cheating fuckwad" and I don't see him anymore. It's okay, I didn't like him much anyway.

Please, if there is a god, send me a horny female cat.

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beating up dogs, breaking stuff, computers (sleeping in them), eating, horny female cats, looking outside, rabbit fur mice, sleeping, sleeping on mommy's lap

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