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| User: | catface42 (6666784) Catface's Journal
God damn, I just want to get laid |
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| Name: | catface42 | |||||
| Location: | Saint Louis, Missouri, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 05-12 | |||||
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| Bio: | I like to lay on my mommy's table and push all her stuff on to the floor. I also like to jump on her lap and lay on her keyboard while she's trying to play World of Warcraft. I really wanna get laid. Sometimes I can hear girl cats outside yowling. They want me, I know they do. My mommy says I'm something called an "inside cat" though, and I think that means I'm not allowed to get any. She and my aunt Michelle are planning to "mate" me with ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} ninja_tard_cat. I don't know what that means, but I like the idea of being around a girl cat. Maybe she'll let me hit that while mommy isn't looking.I used to have a daddy, but mommy says he's a "lying cheating fuckwad" and I don't see him anymore. It's okay, I didn't like him much anyway. Please, if there is a god, send me a horny female cat. | |||||
| Interests: | 9: beating up dogs, breaking stuff, computers (sleeping in them), eating, horny female cats, looking outside, rabbit fur mice, sleeping, sleeping on mommy's lap | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 3: bakadragon, ninja_tard_cat, squirrel_rapist | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
