Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in catface42's LiveJournal:

Friday, May 20th, 2005
7:02 pm	More update So, I live in this big place with all these people, right? It's okay. People pet me. Christ, I love getting rubbed. Fuck, it's great. Tonya gave me some nasty icky thing and made me swallow it... and by that I mean she held me and shoved it in my mouth and rubbed my throat until I had no choice but to swallow the damn thing. It made me feel less hungry... I think the bitch wants me to starve to death. She also put bad smelling stuff on my back RIGHT WHERE I CAN'T LICK IT. She punishes me and I don't know why. I do nothing but love her. What a bitch. On the other paw, though, there are cats here. KiKi, I could care less about. He doesn't like me. The Mooch, though... oh god, he's fucking great. The Mooch is my personal god. I love him so much. I wanna be him. I wanna groom his face and follow him around. He smells awesome! FUCK, The Mooch is COOL. Other than that, you know, standard cat stuff. I lie around, demand food, knock stuff over, walk on people's keyboards. Yay for the cat's life. (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 24th, 2005
10:35 am	Guess I'd better use this thing Alright. I figure I'd better use this thing, since I have it and all. I went outside for a few days and went to visit the Kingdom of Cats. For some reason, this seems to have pissed mommy off. I don't know what her deal is. Anyway, she was so pissed that she decided to bring me to a new house. There are all kinds of people here and they smell funny. There are other cats, too! The only female is a complete fridgid bitch, though. Dammit. I'm normally a really quiet guy, but for some reason this house makes me wanna yell stuff. Like "Hey! Where the fuck is all my stuff and my spot to lie down on and my litter box and what the fuck is up with these other cats! They're hy00j!" Anyway, I'm gonna go walk around and yell stuff now. I really wanna get some ninja_tard_cat tail. Hehehe... I made a pun. Current Mood: I'm a damn cat. Current Music: WTF is music? (Comment on this)